Howdy Doo Buckaroos! I’m The Beer Whisperer, Beervangelist, Prolific Beer Drinker, Purveyor Of Wisdom and All Around Good Guy.

On with the article, a bit about beer trying to be important. While all the while knowing that it’s only importance is to a select few that are passionate about beer. That just about sums up every beer writers self righteous, self important pretentiousness, feigning humility all the while screaming,”Please Look At Me”!

As lovers of good beer we can’t seem to just enjoy it anymore. We have to research it, judge it, grade it, check it in to get a virtual, imaginary pat on the back. And why you ask? No reason other than to get other beer geeks to take notice.

So, stop it I say! Quit seeking validation from beer sites full of folks that don’t know their pilsners from their porters.

Quit using trendy & pretentious terms. If I hear,”Whalez Bruh…” one more time I just may take a hostage!

Can we for the love of beer quit comparing one to another. Pliney is great, so is Heady, how ’bout we just leave it at that and be damn glad you were able to try both!

Next…. LISTS, QUIT MAKING MOTHERF@#$ING LISTS.

Lists that employ no scientific method. Random lists designed for you to click the link and join the other sheeple. The 10 Best Craft Beer Bars.  10 Best Craft Breweries. The 10 Best Beers That Use Yeast Cultivated From The Pubic Hair Of An Aboriginal Pygmy Elder…. GET IT, NO MORE IGNORANT FREAKING LISTS! I’ve seen some lists on craft beer bars and beers and swear someone either got paid off or blown.

And In Conclusion…. Can We Just Enjoy The Damn Beer!

Just grab whatever beer you like, at any given time. Trend or season be damned, pop it, pour it into any glass your little heart desires, even if it’s a “shaker” pint. And for the love of all that’s holy, just drink it and enjoy it! A good beer at the right time is food for the soul.

I Am The Beer Whisperer and I Approve This Message!